Good By Me – You’re up against a tight deadline. Your press operator is standing by, ready to perform yet another miracle. The only thing missing is your customer hasn’t signed off on the final proof, and she’s nowhere to be found. Based on proprietary GPS tracking, Good By Me automatically locates your customer, and when she looks at Caller ID—even if she refuses to answer—her approval signature is automatically downloaded onto the proof.
Value-Add Tracker – Despite years of industry effort to reverse the image of being a commodity, customers continue to have the attitude: “All printers are alike.” Thanks to Value-Add Tracker, you’re finally able to prove what you do is as important as what your customers do. Be sure to purchase the optional add-on feature What Makes You So Special?, designed specifically for customers who hold the most grandiose view of themselves.
Trumpinator – You’ve given multiple chances, had several lengthy discussions, and there’s still no improvement. Bottom line: It’s time to tell that employee he’s no longer welcome to work for you. Trumpinator eliminates all the stress and anxiety you feel in these undesirable moments. At the end of the workday, simply dial the cell of the employee you’re terminating, and select a prerecorded message from the man himself. “You’re fired!” will be sweet music to your ears.
Upon returning home from purchasing my iPhone, I actually didn’t get to spend much time with it the first few days. Seems Madame President took a liking and wanted to try everything. As you might have guessed, a week later we returned to the store and procured one for her. That makes our iPhone capital investment more than $400, plus a $60 increase in the monthly cellular bill. As I learned last year—and you know so well—being high tech is high cost.
David Handler is the founder of Success Handler, LLC, an executive coaching firm that helps clients explore possibilities for achieving what they desire. He’s working on developing an App that adds an extra hour to each day. To start finding more time in yours, text 713/560-5601, tweet @davidhandler, email firstname.lastname@example.org, or visit www.successhandler.com.