Frankly Speaking: To Ink

End of summer silliness by Frank Romano

I think that I shall never see
Inkjet ink that is not pricey

Ink that comes in color and black
Ink that always sets me back

Ink that drips but never a flood
Costing more than human blood

Inkjet pricing that is not humane
On a par with vintage champagne

Ink that comes in magenta, yellow, and cyan
Ink that is more expensive than a trip to Cannes

We’re paying for that unique ink storage
But purchase requires a second mortgage

Kodak tried to sell ink really cheaply
Kodak may regret the episode deeply

Ink that takes an age to unwrap
Ink that generates a lot of scrap

But now I recycle those colors and blacks
And I get a peanut-sized discount at OfficeMax

But what does the future hold?
Inkjet ink becomes the new gold

Poems are made by fools like me
But ink is made by folks like HP

 

Join Frank Romano and InfoTrends’ Jim Hamilton at Graph Expo 14 for a special keynote seminar on “The Future of the American Printer” in Chicago on Sunday, September 28.

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